1. I'll always eat the last slice of pizza
2. I pay monthly, even when I can afford a cheaper annual subscription.
3. I always have flushable wipes in my bathroom, and I expect you will, too.
4. I turn the volume up when someone whispers in a song.
5. I'm always willing to help you move, but my arms are very weak.
6. I know coffee gives me insomnia, and I keep drinking it anyway.
7. I dislike all children, except one of my nieces.
8. I don't understand why people have dogs.
9. I'm still holding out hope for Ello, and I already love Instagram Stories.
10. I pay money to keep this published on the internet.