1. Always turns on the correct burner to boil water.
2. Never sleeps through an alarm.
3. Can fold a fitted sheet.
4. Can walk past canvassers anywhere without being solicited for a donation.
5. Rinses dishes every time.
6. Uses a phone through contract without cracking the screen or dropping in the toilet.
7. Can walk in heels (chooses not to).
8. Uses proper punctuation, even in texts.
9. Finishes a full tube of chapstick without losing.
10. Has avoided pregnancy for more than 12 years without birth control.
11. Always has a pen.
12. Almost never steps in dog poop.