Mostly I'm a writer.
You can buy my latest book here, if you want. It's all about adulting.
I spend most days trying to make my coworkers laugh at The Penny Hoarder.
I've been writing and blogging professionally since 2011. All the official stuff is organized at LinkedIn.
For fun, I tweet desperate jokes and share mediocre photos on Instagram.
You might not like me.
If you found me because you were looking for writing tips, I'll disappoint you. I still have some advice to share, but it's not my favorite thing anymore.
If you thought I was a comedian, I have never been. But I do maintain an unhealthy romance with stand-up comedy, I've written about it in several cities, and I co-hosted that one podcast for a minute.
If you like insomniac musings, inconsistent effort and unabashed nudity, you're in exactly the right place.
Thanks for reading / subscribing / following. I love you.