sometimes funny. occasionally nude.


Mostly I'm a writer.

I spend my days at The Penny Hoarder trying to make my coworkers laugh.

I've been writing and blogging professionally since 2011. The details are organized at LinkedIn.

For fun, I tweet desperate jokes and share mediocre photos on Instagram.

You might not like me.

If you were looking for writing tips, you won't find them here. But you can still read my advice occasionally (and others') at The Write Life.

If you thought I was a comedian, I have never been. But I have written about stand-up in several cities, and I co-host this sometimes-funny podcast about "Roseanne."

If you like insomniac musings, inconsistent effort and unabashed nudity, you're in exactly the right place. 

Thanks for reading / listeningsubscribing / following. I love you.